Wednesday, March 25, 2009

THE CONTINUING SAGA OF OUR OLD KENTUCKY HOME

"OUR OLD KENTUCKY HOME"



As you may remember, as we planned our retirement from my position in Kentucky last fall, we initiated the listing to sell of our "OLD KENTUCKY HOME" there in November. Then because our credit was in good stead, we were allowed in December to purchase our "NEW TO US ARKANSAS HOME". ERGO, two payments, two sets of utility bills. Yes, yes, I know the economy was in a spiral, but having begun my retirement, I had counted on this for a time and so far, so good! I retired Dec. 31st and we made our move back home. Actually, we made the move in three separate trips. Two 26 footers and a 17 footer, plus a stuffed car each time and we were piled in!

"OUR 'FAIRLY NEW' ARKANSAS HOME"

Well, we had several lookers, even from the hour the realtor drove down his sign in the front yard. Some maybes, some said they'd check, you know the lines. Well, one individual early on said he liked it and would let us know. Well, we weren't holding our breath, but he did come through and amazingly said he'd take it at our listed price, which we believe we'd priced fairly - IN TODAY'S ECONOMY -Praise the Lord! - (And wondered where the buyer'd been lately!)


Anyway, bottom line - next Tuesday is closing on the house. We'll go on Monday, spend the night and meet for the necessities on Tuesday morning and return that day to ARKANSAS! SO THIS BLOG IS A CALL FOR PRAYER SUPPORT THAT ALL WILL GO AS PLANNED! WE FEEL WE'VE COVERED THE BASES, AND ARE READY TO RUN HOME! THEN RUN HOME!
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Well, we anticipate one more move, unless our LAND-'LORD' SAYS HE'S GOT A SWEET DEAL FOR US! Of course, I don't have a picture of the house yet, but it's said "It's a beaut!" Best of all, it's paid for, the streets are in EXCELLENT shape, the neigborhood without peer anywhere, and that's the "gospel" truth! Why, the social functions alone make the whole deal a STEAL! Talk about your GATED community! The gate itself is PEARL WHITE! They say there's total security and no one gets in unless he's got a personal pass AND KNOWS the LANDLORD! And that's not all that comes with the deal. They've a plan for the residents where the groceries are free and close at hand in the park! Did I mention that they've a river that runs through that has the purest water you ever did see, or drink. That's right. No more buying that bottled stuff they say is pure. This stuff IS TO DIE FOR! TASTY, I MEAN! And I'm told you don't have to worry about your diets there - the food that's available is good to eat, and it even has medicinal quality, why, they said to even HEAL A NATION. Now, that's a claim to get in on! Now, I know you're saying that it sounds too good to be true, but if it is, you want in on the deal. Well, I'll tell you, I know for a fact that there are plenty of places left. They sound kinda like condos but, I know they are really uptown - why they call them mansions! Well, if you are really interested in exploring getting in on the "ground floor" of this deal, I can give you a heads-up on where to find the REAL ESTATE listing. It's a special brochure that the LANDLORD himself had written and printed up. You can pick one up most anywhere. The problem has been that people have not realized the deal that it contains. Now, let me just cite some of the sections and pages in it that you can look up. It has the LANDLORD's contact information in it, as well, and he's got a fantastic system for answering calls. It's not one of those automated voices either. I don't know how he does it, but he's the one on the line when you ring him up. And by the way, he won't renig on a sale, or repossess the place - well, the only payment's already made, so there is no reason to do it. And you won't have to wait long for the sale to be registered. He takes care of all of that at the time of your request to own what he's offering. Well, I'll sign off for now. Happy Home Hunting, my Friend. P.S.: those pages numbers - There's John 3:16 and Revelation 21 and 22. You see, John was one of the LANDLORD's staff when the book was written, and he wrote down the descriptions in these two sections, as well as, numerous others. Oh, the name of the LANDLORD's brochure is THE BIBLE. Like I say, you can get a copy most anywhere.
Be encouraged in your search and "purchase" of a place. Maybe yours will be close to mine and we'll get together in the park for a meal!

3 comments:

Jo said...

I LOVED IT! I LOVED IT! I LOVED IT!
I can't think of a "soul" who would want to NOT take advantage of the deal you just proposed!
Way to go, Bro!

Congrats on the closing to both of you, also. My prayer is that everything goes smoothly and you come back home to Arkansas safely.

Luvya!
Sis

ps. Your "real-estate pitch" sounds like a sermon in the making for some Sunday morning. Good job!

Mich said...

Yeah! Happy for you and Mom.

Love ya!

Amber said...

Woo Hoo! Kinda bummed out to see the ole' KY home though...some good shopping there. :)

So happy for you guys!